What is your damage, Heather?
'It's immortality, my darlings.'

Hey! I'm Mike, 20 and openly gay! :)
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  • neilerburtkapathhimymer:

    THEY ARE MARRIED!!

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  • nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

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  • housingworksbookstore:

    blackballoonpublishing:

    thelifeguardlibrarian:

    vintageanchorbooks:

    HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

    My brain likes this like this.

    This is almost too good.

    I gotta go, I have some reading to do.

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  • Red Band Society is such a great show. I just watched the series premiere and as someone who’s been in and out of hospitals basically their whole life I am thankful for a show like Red Band Society. 

    • Leslie: No. We're gonna sit forward and take it hard.
    • Ben: ...What?
  • My new favorite character on this show!!!

    (Source: knopetastic)

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    • Baby: A-
    • Mother: What is it? Apple?
    • Baby: -re we gonna have a problem? You've got a bone to pick? We've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
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  • Woohoo! I now own my favorite #Movie!

    #Film
    #DVD

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  • pleasureinsimplicity:

    pseudosocial-media:

    nerdnuggets:

    jelliclephantomfaces:

    chandraleeschwartz:

    six-months-from-never:

    *sees broom*

    *picks up broom*

    "TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

    *starts sweeping broom sadly*

    "There is a castle on a cloud…"

    *holds broom horizontally*

    "Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

    *sweeps broom angrily*

    "IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

    How many uses are there for brooms in musical theater?

    the limit does not exist

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